Eviction Time Again!

Hello again all you saucy little jubblies! It's Little Blogger's least favourite time of the week again. That time where I have to give out the bad news that two of our wonderful and creative housebuddies are soon to be permanently ejected from this website-cum-house thing, never to return, massive bribes notwithstanding.

It's all very sad.

Especially so when you consider what an emotionally open week we've had. We've learnt about everyone's most shameful moments as well as the moment in their lives they're most proud of. And they've tapped into, in some cases previously undiscovered reserves of imagination and creativity, to produce some quite wonderful short children's stories. What a pleasant bunch of bloggers you all are!

But I'm afraid that's where the love-in ends, because the general public have spoken.

I was considering putting another massive twist in here, just to spice things up again, but at this stage I think that the audience should be the ones who decide what goes down, so that's the way it's going to be.

So.

That means that the evictees this week are....

In alphabetical order....

MISS MISH

And...

ZOE


I'm not going to pretend that I'm not shocked, because I am. But sometimes you just have to take the rough with the smooth, watch the way the cookie crumbles, let sleeping dogs lie, and remember that a rolling stone gathers no moss.

Especially that last one. Very important.

So for the last time, could you two lovely ladies please make your way to the Diary Room to give your leaving speeches. You will be missed..

And for the rest of you, it's time to get down to business again. I'm just buffing up my biro so I can put the finishing touches to today's task, and I shall be presenting it to you at some point in the next eight hours. Stay tuned.

Also, because this is the final week (prize-giving presentation will be held on Friday the 5th of August, when the voting lines close) there will be an extra special task coming your way later on today too. It'll be something meaty for you all to get stuck into, rest assured. And seeing as this is the most important stage of the whole thing, I expect you all to take it very very seriously indeed. Neglect your own blogs if need be. Yes, it's that important.

Okay, thankyou all for paying attention. You can go back to bed now.

The one, the only, LB xx