Moonwalking all over this task!

Moonwalking, crotch grabbing, plus and any other MJ Moves will be of great help to you as you read this.

The first verse should be read to the tune of Billie Jean...

Big Blogger are not our lovers
They're just some boys who seem to love our thongs
But Quickos is not my son
They say they love our thongs, but Quickos is not my son

Please read to the tune of MJ's Thriller! (Do the moves if you know them)

It's close to midnight, and Little Blogger's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, I see Other Alan and it almost stops my heart
I try to scream but Girl makes the sound before I make it
I start to freeze as Gordon looks me right between the eyes
I'm paralyzed

Cause it's Big Blogger, Blogger time
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's Big Blogger, Blogger time
You're fighting for your place inside a killer, Blogger tonight

I hear the door slam and realise there's nowhere left to run
I feel Zoes hand and wonder if we'll ever see the sun
We close our eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while, I hear Little Blogger creepin up behind
We're out of time

Cause it's Big Blogger, Blogger time
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's Big Blogger, Blogger time
You're fighting for your place inside a killer, Blogger tonight

Hee hee.......