Task..Oh f*ck I don't remember the Number

I am in Egypt and typing at lightening speed.

My party is Can't We All Just Be Friends
My party seeks to abolish all of the mind games and bullshit and make life distinctly unpolitical. Everybody will like everyone and like MJ said 'It Don't Matter if You're Black or White'.

Our manifesto is to listen to one another, share, be loving and sort out everything diplomatically. Ah f*ck iy - my brain is befuddled from too much sun and I haven't the energy to conceive much more as my internet time is running out. If I get disqualified, Big Blogger and Little Blogger will get a slap with my thong and you can kiss my black ass, proverbially that is!

Sorry, but clock ticking...bye