Task 3.

big blogger is taking the mick
by making me look really thick
for is anything worse
than half-hearted verse
from this barely competent hick?

i've never been able to rhyme
i have neither patience nor time
it's such a big faff!
it's really quite naff!
and not worth a nickel or dime!

oh christ, is there still one more verse?
this task gets progressively worse!
i'm under duress
and i'm not built for stress
so big blogger, please send for the nurse!