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A special speech made by HE Ms Greenfairy will start the show comprising of the following artists:
"Crazy Frog" - Axel F
"Numa Numa" - Gary Brolsma
Interlude followed by a Presentation made by PM Mr Tony Blair.
Should there be anyone left in the audience by this time, the following:
"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?" - Tony Chestnut
Now that the audience is pretty well empty I suppose I can stop. Michael Jackson was going to make an appearance but as I was sure that this wouldn't work, I have decided to cancel his invite and have HRH The Duke of Edinburgh stand in instead. He loves children.
Doesn't he ?