a masterpiece in 17 lines

Big Blogger is the one we all adore,
even though some suspect he may be a whore.
Little blogger is everyone's friend
though he occasionally drives me round the bend.

BB and LB together bring
a certain special kind of "shwing!"
to the big blogger house
where only one person is as quiet as a mouse.

Over the days the housemates bond,
and go for midnight swims in the pond,
drinking cillit bang
and dreaming fondly of meringue.

Writing a poem is hard for Clair,
who has the inspiration of a bear.
Rhyme and rhythm makes her swear,
and don't you think that turtle
does in fact rhyme with purple?