Le Festival de Packing
The catering will all revolve around genious packing solutions (such as demonstrated here a little while ago). Other fun activities will take place in the form of "how many people can you fit in a telephone box/mini" style events.
Music will be provided by a local troupe of morris men, to provide a local and rustic feel to the event (and because if I'm having a lousy time packing, everyone else can have too. yes it's mean spirited...at the moment, I don't care!).