In Which I Apply For A Job.
The Big Blogger House
Friday 24th June 2005
I enclose my CV for your perusal.
I can’t say I’ve had much experience in looking after an ‘It’ but I did once date someone who had a very similar appearance. And I think you’ll find that I had no trouble at all with him. We may have lost the odd waiter but the losses were otherwise negligible.
I have my own marigolds and would expect remuneration in the region of £50k +