Thursday, June 23


Tall, strong, well muscled man slick with baby oil required.

He must be willing to:

- stand beside my sun lounger fanning me
- wear only a sexy pair of shorts no matter what the weather
- flex his six pack on demand
- be the human equivalent of my rabbit vibrator
- always admit when he's wrong without me throwing a wobbler
- keen to iron my clothes
- give massages to me and all the other girls (Girl, Zoe, Clair, Mish Mash and Vitriolica)
- moonwalk, shamon and hee hee on request

That's all!


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