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Lovegod seeks lady to satisfy. Come stroke my medallion as it lies amongst my manly chest hair, dig my 20" flares and get off on my platforms baby. Let me take you for a ride on my purple love machine. You must be clean and have all your body parts. Ability to breathe a welcomechangebonus.
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2005. For the next eight seven six five four three two week we will be watching the housemates as they fulfil their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2005. Who will win? You decide... (I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)
This is the final poll. Follow the instructions.
It's a bit like the Tardis.
And for all you students of architecture, here's a nice aerial plan, so you don't get confused.
Little Blogger's always about, and he's got great taste in shoes. So do it. Before it's too late!
Because it's impossible to keep up with all this random wibbling, Davina-Mike has been kind enough to produce handy-sized summaries of all the comings and goings in the house. So now nobody can complain that they haven't got a clue what's ging on.
However, if you have hours to kill, and don't mind being cast adrift in a sea of procrastination and wibble, then feel free to browse the daily archives:
Here are all the lovely things that we've made the housemates do:
And here, for your viewing pleasure, is a chronolgical and photographical breakdown of all the housemates task-fulfilling abilities. Aren't they great?
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The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.
So if you want intellectual stimulation and laughs-a-plenty, stay right where you are. However, if you want boredom, drudgery and maybe some tits and arse, go there instead.
I know where I'm going. Okay, see you later...
This is here because we need to make some money to buy your prizes. It's a valid excuse! (And because we love Amazon with our heart and soul.)
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The idea may not be original (and we may have borrowed the Eye logo - cheers guys!) but everything else on here is of our own making and 100% original. So don't go borrowing unless A) you link back to us, or B) you ask us really really nicely beforehand.
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