rools.

1. No men in the Ladies' showers, particularly when it's occupied.

2. No peeing in the swimming pool - it makes the Pimms taste funny.

3. If you're going to get so wasted that you throw up, then clear up your own mess. I refuse to mother Gordon ever again.

4. No getting up before 8am. Yes Dr Rob, that includes you.

5. All drawings of me should make me look stunning. Yes, Vit, I'm sure you could try if you put your mind to it.