Friday, June 10

Knocks loudly on wall

Hey, Watski, are you awake yet? Wake up, you have responsibilities here.
I thought you told me that Boris was going to be among the guests here. Buggered if I can see him, although Zoe is a close look-a-like and body double. Nothing against these other people, you understand, but I'll swear that you told me we would get our own Tory buffoon to mock of an evening.
Did you even try? I have the ear of Melissa you know, I could have helped.
I also have the spleen of Cecil Parkinson in a jar on the mantlepiece and the soul of Norman Tebbit. In a very small bag.


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