First Impressions

That was a great first broadcast, Quickos.

However - I've decided that for you to reach the very top of the profession we're going to have to get you some new teeth. Well - any teeth at all, to be honest.

So I've arranged for Sonya, my personal dentist to the stars, to call round at 11.30.

Any housemates want a quick checkup while she's here? (I suspect Sonya's actually an asylum-seeker, but they let her in because she's willing to do National Health, and she'll happily take her wages in Co-op vouchers.)

Quickos - we'll have you sparking like an oyster bed in no time! Look at Terry Wogan.