Friday, June 10

Breakfast At Tiffany's

Peter wakes groggily, throws on his new charity shop dressing gown, and stumbles to the fridge, farting lightly. There he spies mature cheddar (buy one get one free) which he eats straight out of the cellophane, washed down with Highland Spring Water (Cranberry Flavour). He finishes off the complete pack of cheese.


Staggers back to bed.

"Talk to you later."


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