All together now! (sings) Mr Writer, why don't you tell it like it is?
Dr Rob finds a Euphonium
On hearing Vitriolica's clanging and Pink singing 'Mr Writer', Dr Rob rummages around the room and finds a Euphonium and joins in. O how pleased he is that he suffered those hours of lessons he was forced to take while an inmate at St Cuthberts Junior School, Ulan Bator and now they have finally paid off. He only wished he had mastered the art of Mongolian Nasal singing or höömii, as it would have been perfect for the occasion. But he just couldn't have been arsed when he was six and a half - O the folly of youth!